Man, now that is funny. I learned that our illustrous General gets his uniform cleaned once a year also, around January. I use the same cleaners as he does and they told me,,,.
I totaly understand the smell thing. I used to part time at the sawmill my dad and his brothers owned. They specialized in cutting Cottonwood, which smells like you soiled yourself. Of course if you have successfully wallowed in it you don't smell it, but if not,,,,the wearer stinks bad,,,