Sir, I perceive you are a man of rare judgement and culture. Should you send me your money today, you will be made an honorary citizen of Columbus Ohio. You will also get one of the front seats on our January bus tour of homes of Ohio Civil War Generals. While on the bus you will be able to watch our video...Ohio, mother of presidents not Virginia and Ohio, first in flight not North Carolina...We will even stop by Ohio State University where we play a game called...Football...so run do not walk to your post office and send me your money. That would be in U.S. dollars.

Chase.