How very pompous of you!
Ms. Carolyn, please forgive Matt for being pompous. You see many of we men are indeed pompous and full of ourselves at times. We have not the wit and wisdom of the fairer sex. To tell the truth, I was saying to Uncle Fredrick just the other day, that I am the only modest and humble man of my acquantince. Ms. Carolyn, I am your humble and obedient servant.
Chase.
PS. Was that poem a creation of your own?