I was burning copper , you know rubber off the copper, one time, when my fire went out. I, impersonating an intelligent person, poured gasoline on the Hot remnants and copper. This caused a white gaseous cloud to form and move around my feet. I, still performing as the intelligent being, struck a match and threw it on the copper submerged in the cloud. Luck should have it I was just on the edge of the cloud, it burnt my eyebrows off and singed every remaining exposed hair on my body.

I refuse to impersonate an intelligent person ever again. Burnt hair stinks you know,,,LOL