Re: Granny Quote of the Day...
Jethro is getting ready to enter the reserves, and the Clampetts are giving him a party, with gifts, including lady fingers, a squirrel rifle, and a Confederate uniform. Jethro heads down to the reserve where they are preparing to shoot a Civil War movie. The men there think Jethro is an actor for the movie. Jethro soon thinks that the Civil War is going to happen again and rushes home to tell Granny and Elly.
Granny: It can’t be Ulysses S. Grant! He couldn’t live this long, especially the way he hit the bottle.
Grant: I’m so dizzy I’ll never be able to get on that horse.
Granny: It’s him!