Did you ever watch "Night Court"? Well, that's what this column in most towns was like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6lm__xmapQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95uEGg5ElVI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrLvtoKZfxY
Some of my favorite characters from that series, Bob and June Wheeler, who are not really from West Virginia.