Just sitting here remembering my first bus tour of famous WBTS battle fields. The first stop we made the tour guide announced this is the very spot where our brave Southern lads defeated an entire Regiment of Union troops. The next stop he told us, "this is where our boys destroyed an entire Yankee brigade". At stop number three he told us "on this very spot a whole Yankee division was overwhelmed and captured"

A little old fellow sitting quietly in the back sheepishly asked... "Did the Yankees ever win a battle?" The tour guide replied...

"Not while I'm driving the bus" ;-)