Okay, so 300 U-boat sailors walk into a bar, order a beer, and sip it without saying a word. Finally, the bartender cannot stand the silence anymore and he says, "We don't see many U-boat sailors around here". The U-boat sailors reply, "And with this atmosphere of vulgar, idol capitalism, ignoring the gestures of peace bestowed upon you by the Fatherland and exploiting the resources of hard working Arian farmers to brew weak pilsner beer, you won't see many more".