The test is slanted. We say creek in Mississippi but rarely, we say branch. A branch you can jump across, creek you normally can wade across, and a river you swim across if ain't dry season then you wade across.

Who where's pajamas? It's too hot.

Route? Who calls dirt roads routes?

Front lawn? What's that?

What's another name for putter buttern and banana sandwich? Is there one?

Drive through liquor? Our county was dry.

Halloween? Have you ever tried trick-o-treatin out in the country? Either you'd get eatin by dogs or shot, and then there wouldn't be any candy anyway.

What do you put groceries in? A freezer.

What's that road along an Interstate highway? The old road before they built the Interstate.

How do you pronounce caramel? Ca-ram-el.