Funny, Gunny! There's a country song about a young man eturning from 'Nam; he buys a Corvette at a great price because the owner did not make it home. He found a letter in the glove box from Private McGuire, telling him if he was reading the letter, McGuire didn't make, and to enjoy the car. He wrecks and is trapped in the burning car, until he is pulled out by Private mcGuire. Neat song.
Ambrose Bierce wrote some wierd stories aboyr being on guard and ghosts, only his were real! LOL
Chief, my wife's uncle lives in Astor, Florida, on the St. johns River, near Ocala NF. He once shot an armadillo with his bow; the armdillo made off with the arrow! Stan