In my part of "the country" if we don't like someone we just say it. Then if you continue with your ways that we don't like, we show you. I was relating to Bryan your trip to Virginia and Natural Bridge. Meant no offense to you. Sorry marriage is a painful experience for ya. And your right, a little slap now and then ain't so bad. Doesn't hurt that much and gives you a reason to slap back. Which usually feels really good. ;-)
Have a good day James.
Keith