If you have something against tacos, brother, you better spit it out right here and now. There's a whole nationality that depends on them morning, noon and night. And I don't think it's quite right to be dissing someone's national food group. If you want to know the truth, tacos beat the sodium nitrite out of baloney and cheese, and I don't care who hears me say it!

If you ever had a swordfish taco, you know what I mean. Stick that puppy in a glass of water and bingo, you got your room temperature.