Naw, Chase, I knew you were kiddin'. Not to worry; all my relatives who would have shot you are limited to spinning in their graves at your jokes. (Although, I do have one gun-totin' daughter with a temper, soooo maybe ..... ROFL ... of course, I'm just kiddin', too)

Closest anybody in my family ever got to such obvious insanity was this one cousin of mine. She was an airline stewardess back in the 50s (yes, she was very pretty) and moved her silly self out of The South (aka God's true Eden) and up to Baaahston. Worse yet, she stayed!

We disowned her; kicked her plumb out of the family for her treasonous ways. ROFL

Penny